22 USES FOR A SPIDER BALL


Everyone knows about the rubber band being the 2nd most useful item and the towel being the 1st most useful. But not everyone knows that the spider ball is the 3rd most useful. Here are the official 22 uses for a spider ball:
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  1. Can be hurled as a projectile
  2. Can be twirled around as a fan
  3. Can be used as a Sentinel model when reenacting scenes from the Matrix.
  4. Can be used as a spider walker when reenacting scenes from Star Wars II & III
  5. Can be thrown to knock items off shelves (with less force than a rubber band)
  6. Can be used to scare people if they think it is a real spider
  7. Can be thrown in a game of Fetch
  8. Can be a doggy chew toy
  9. Can be caught and thrown
  10. Can be used in war
  11. Can be used to wage war
  12. Can be used to bowl (mini-bowling)
  13. Can be used to mimic a large extent of yo-yo tricks
  14. Can be used as a decoration
  15. Can be used as a bomb (if hollowed out and filled with explosives)
  16. Can be used as a ink roller (if covered in ink)
  17. Its tentacles can be used as bookmarks.
  18. Can be used as a model for an orbit of a planet(oid) or comet.
  19. Can be used to knock someone out
  20. Can be used as a baseball, mini-basketball, or hackysack.
  21. Can be thrown, and then used to examine the effects of gravity (or drag, aerodynamics, wind effects, etc.)
  22. Can be used to make craters in the sand.

See Also: Every Use for a Towel and The 101 Uses for a Rubber Band.

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