Heaven, Coddling Gods, and Other Theodicies

Follow up to: TheraminTrees’s Atheism, 4: Skeptical Theism; Revisiting the Problem of Evil; Cl, Bubonic Plagues, and Bibles, Part II; and Cl’s “Why I Said Skeptical Theism is For the Birds”

I’ve been writing a lot about the Problem of Evil, and fortunately or unfortunately, I’m about to get back into the fray. As a recap, my views are explicitly stated in “TheraminTrees’s Atheism, 3: Evil” and “TheraminTrees’s Atheism, 4: Skeptical Theism”. In the end, I landed upon this argument, which I called The Almost Problem of Evil.

I’ve updated it a little bit since it’s previous incarnation:

P1: The only sufficient reasons for an entity to allow suffering are either (1) that entity was not capable of preventing the suffering and/or (2) preventing that suffering would cause the same amount or greater suffering to result (a higher good).

P2: We cannot know whether God is omnibenevolent unless we know that he has sufficient reasons to allow suffering.

P3: God is capable of doing everything that is logically possible.

P4: For every instance of suffering, it’s prevention is logically possible (even though that prevention might just cause more suffering).

C5: Therefore from P1-5, the only sufficient reason for God to allow suffering is that the prevention of that suffering would cause the same amount or greater suffering to result.

P6: Either (a) we do not have enough information to know what God’s reasons are, (b) the existence of suffering is enough evidence to infer God has no reasons, or (c) a theodicy exists which can allow us to infer God does have sufficient reasons.

P7: If we do not have enough information to know what God’s reasons are (skeptical theism), we cannot know whether or not God has sufficient reasons to allow suffering.

P8: No such theodicy exists that would allow us to infer that God has sufficient reasons to allow suffering.

C9: Therefore from C5 and P6-8, we cannot know whether God is omnibenevolent.

P10: If we cannot know whether God is omnibenevolent, all knowably omnibenevolent gods do not exist.

C11: Therefore from C9 and P10, all knowably omnibenevolent gods do not exist.

 

 

The Theodicy In Question

Cl is a Christian blogger who runs TheWarfareIsMental.Net who I interact on quite a frequent basis, having a now-cancelled debate on suffering that balooned into this discussion on the Problem of Evil, a separate discussion on imperfection, and another separate discussion on to what extent the Bible contains advanced knowledge of sanitation.

Cl has responded to this argument suggesting that P4 is false, because he has a theodicy that allows would allow us to infer that God has sufficient reasons to allow suffering. In his essay “Why I Said Skeptical Theism is For the Birds”, he refers back to his old essay “The Evidential Problem of Evil” (which I summarized in “Revisiting the Problem of Evil”), and outlines this sketch of a theodicy:


1. A good God would only permit suffering if there was a higher good;
2. Suffering is temporal and transitory;
3. The joy God promises is eternal and immovable;
4. Eternal joy equates is a higher good compared to temporal suffering;
5. A higher good exists;
6. It is not necessary to invoke ST to defang the POE.

 

 

To Whom Joy Does Heaven Bring?

There are a few different ways this theodicy could play out — that Heaven means that everyone’s lives are the best they could be (and thus outweigh any suffering within those lives) or that Heaven means that there will be more total joy than suffering altogether, whether that’s counted as total joy in the abstract or total people experiencing joy.

The problem with the first idea — that everyone’s lives are the best they could be because of Heaven — is that it’s not clear that everyone goes to Heaven. Note that now we enter a complex swamp of playing Twenty Questions with theology, a game where there are never winners and I want to stay out of as much as possible.

 

Who Goes to Heaven?

But suffice to say, there is an extensively wide range of opinions/interpretations on just who gets eternal joy in Heaven — welcome to one of the confusions in religion where there is no method we can use to figure out who is right. Some say that you’re just out of luck if you’re not predestined, others say you need to be some combination of baptized, Jesus-believing, faith-having, of a certain moral caliber (wide variety on this too!), and/or good-works-producing. Whether you need just one, two, three, four or all five of those is open to thousand-year-long debate.

On the other swing of things, you have the view/opinion/interpretation that everyone goes to Heaven, no matter what. Yet this “everyone” is still vague. Does it, for example, include nonhuman animals who die at the hands of natural disasters? Despite repeated refrains of “All Dogs Go to Heaven”, I’ve yet to see anyone seriously suggest a universalism that includes the nonhuman in Heaven as well.

I don’t deny that perhaps we could construct a theology where absolutely every entity capable of suffering in a relevant sense goes to Heaven and is thus “compensated” for this suffering with a relevant and outweighing joy. What I do call into question is that even within the sea of theologies, this specific get-out-of-evil-free theodicy is unproven. Why think that this is the correct view/opinion/interpretation of how Heaven works among the many others? Is it just because of how convenient it would be for making the Problem of Evil go away?

 

What Is The Alternative?

Another way “joy for everyone” can be solved is by changing what happens in Hell. Some say that Hell is not just a lake of fire, but rather separation of God, or annihilation, or whatever. Again, the theologies can be very intricate and advanced here. Yet they vary tremendously, and many credentialed theologians (professors of religion, say) will disagree with each other on this issue (and many others) a lot. And again, I’ve yet to see a methodology we could use to figure out who’s intricate and advanced theology is more likely to be the correct one. I’ve also yet to see an answer to how Hell can be considered “just”.

But even if Hell is restored to not be a destination of suffering, it seems uncontroversial to suggest it won’t be a place of unfettered joy, either. Thus this second not-Heaven destination does not seem to play much compensatory role for the suffering in the “previous life”.

Thus, we’re back to either demonstrating a thorough-going “Heaven for all, including the nonhumans!” theology, or we move on to the “Heaven means that there will be more total joy than suffering altogether, whether that’s counted as total joy in the abstract or total people experiencing joy”. Let’s move on, for now.

 

 

To Infinity and Beyond with Joy!

In “Revisiting the Problem of Evil, Part I”, I spent a fair amount of time summarizing Cl on ways that the world might include more suffering than joy — either there are (a) more people experiencing the joys of Heaven/Earth than the total amount of people experiencing the suffering of Hell/Earth or (b) more total joy involved with Heaven/Earth than total suffering involved with Hell/Earth. Either way, the Problem of Evil goes away, right?

However, I don’t think this is clear. Again, notice the focus on people — what about the suffering of nonhumans? If we presume that such suffering counts, we can notice that nonhuman animals outweigh human animals by hundreds, if not thousands, to one. Thus we need Heaven for all these animals, or (a) fails.

 

(b) is a bit more resistant, because it could be said that the joy of Heaven is infinite, and thus outweighs all the nonhuman animal suffering on Earth (and the human suffering on Earth too!), because that’s finite. But we can also cast more doubt on both (a) and (b) at once by questioning the balance of things — is it true that more people go to Heaven than Hell? How would we even know?

At minimum to make this theology work, I’ll need some assurance that more people go to Heaven than people go to Hell. Only after we have that, will I get into my worries about whether we have maximal joy, worries about the fate of nonhuman animals, worries about whether the joys of Heaven are really infinite, etc.

 

 

Correlation is Not Causation, Heaven-Style

But even if we evaluate Heaven like that, we’re still have something else to worry about — does Heaven really count as a higher good? Now of course, I’ll let it remain uncontroversial that Heaven is a “good”, even if there may be reasons to call this into question (see Adam Lee’s essay “Those Old Pearly Gates” and my essay “More Problems With Ultimate Purpose and Heaven”). But to be a higher good in a sense relevant to the Problem of Evil, it has to be something that justifies the suffering that causes it to take place.

Or, in other words, I already called into question the justifying side of the equation — does the Heaven/Hell/Whatever afterlife system really produce more joy than suffering? But I also want to call into question the causality side of the equation — even if Heaven does produce more joy than suffering, is the suffering here on Earth really necessary for there to be joy in Heaven?

 

Does Heaven Judge on the Right Criteria?

One might say that in order for Heaven to exist, there has to be a system of judging whether people have acted evil or not, and then put them into the proper afterlife accordingly. This would make Heaven a proper reward for good deeds, and thus necessitate some sort of suffering on Earth caused by people choosing to act out against God’s will and harm people.

Despite arguments offered from compatiblist free will; from a distinction between act and outcome (PDF); from clear sociological, environmental, genetic components for criminal behavior; and from the feebleness of our allegedly god-given minds; I’ll accept this for the sake of argument that yes, this suffering is necessary for Heaven and thus justified by the goods of Heaven. What I will not accept as proven is that Heaven actually is for “judging”.

In order for Heaven to be just, the Heaven admission criteria has to be the actual goodwill of the person admitted — not whether they were baptized, whether they had stumbled upon the correct worldview, etc. If we’re willing to suggest that us atheists might have a modicum of good faith in how we came to reject the existence of a God, then it’s hard to suggest that we’re not worth entry into Heaven like the rest of the “flock”.

Thus, we need a theology where atheists with good faith still get into Heaven (or a demonstration that no such atheist with good faith exists). Can we demonstrate that one exists without appealing to the fact that it would be convenient for a theodicy?

 

What About Natural Suffering?

But now let’s suppose that we’ve solved all these problems with man-made suffering and the true role of Heaven, and turn our attention to “natural suffering”. Imagine someone suffers a painful injury and eventual death in a landslide, or someone catches a dehabilitating and painful disease. Why do we need this kind of suffering?

I struggle to see how Heaven is at all relevant here in the relevant sense — in what way is this “natural” suffering needed for Heaven to exist? Couldn’t Heaven exist as a way to reward people for good behavior even without the need for landslides and disease? Couldn’t we have Heaven AND no natural suffering? If so, wouldn’t that be better?

 

 

That Darn Coddling God, Coddling Us With Those Darn Birth Defects!

Here, Cl may point out that suffering on Earth is finite — “temporal and transitory”. Cl has repeatedly made an analogy to stubbing ones toe — such an event is not readily justified by any theodicy, yet Cl says that it clearly doesn’t give us any reason to doubt that God is good.

Clearly we can excuse one stubbed toe, right? We don’t need some God to coddle us. Thus Cl references my version of the all-good God as some “Cosmic Coddler”, and we can then do away with any Problem of Evil by just unfairly requiring God to coddle us with a good Earth before delivering us into Heaven as well. Well, not so fast, I’d say.

 

The Extreme Argument

Well, taking this argument all the way, I would actually make the astonishing claim that stubbed toes count as slight evidence against (knowable) goodness. Remember, that we’re not just looking for good, but “perfectly good” — and perfect good means as not just little suffering, but the absolute minimum suffering possible.

Thus if we have suffering that is totally unnecessary, why not get rid of it? Even if it is stubbed toes? Why look to Heaven to trump our transitory suffering with eternal joy, when we could also eliminate a lot of the transitory suffering?

 

The Normal Argument

But even if Cl doesn’t buy this extreme version of the no suffering requirement, it’s easy to see that the suffering on Earth goes quite above and beyond that of stubbed toes. Just look to malaria, which is widely considered pretty bad. Or, if you may permit me one squeamish-inducing emotion-appealing example, I point us to Harlequin ichthyosis, a skin disease that affects babies, thickening their skin into what appear to be scales, in addition to contracting eyes, ears, and other appendages, restricting movement.

To make matters worse, because of resultant cracked skin in locations where normal skin would fold, the skin is more easily accessible by bacteria, resulting in serious risk of fatal infection. Not so fun, and there’s no current cure. And I remind you that it affects babies, who haven’t personally done anything wrong. Original sin, maybe?

I’d be hard pressed to see how someone could say that Harlequin ichthyosis is the same as a stubbed toe, and that God would be coddling us if he got rid of it, or gave us the cure on the cheap. The fact that those of us on Earth are so motivated to get rid of these kind of diseases shows that it has some level of significance to us — especially to those afflicted. No one in real life just sits by and says “Ah well, it’s merely transitory anyway, and we’ll all be compensated in Heaven”.

 

 

Conclusion

P4 in my Almost Problem of Evil is a pretty big move — the business of showing that all theodicies fail is a tall task because there always could be a theodicy waiting in the wings that does demonstrate that God is off-the-hook and knowably good after all. On the other hand, we can’t just assume that such a theodicy exists — the mere possibility of such a theodicy is like the mere possibility of a teapot orbiting Jupiter — it means that it’s possible that God is knowably good, but not that God actually is knowably good.

Thus, I welcome all theodicies that are put forth as an attempt to justify the suffering in the world and defeat the Almost Problem of Evil that I’ve outlined. Yet, I’m still unconvinced by this Heaven theodicy. To review, here are all the currently unproven assumptions that the Heaven Theodicy makes that I would need to be convinced — (1) The entry criteria for Heaven are fair; (2) More people go to Heaven than Hell; and (3) Heaven, or some other theodicy, can justify the existence of natural suffering.

And for the purposes of thoroughness, here are all the further unproven assumptions that I’m willing to accept for the sake of argument — (4) Heaven actually does provide people with infinite joy; (5) it’s impossible for God to create freely willed beings that always choose good; and, well, (6) Heaven exists.

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On 13 Jun 2012 in All, Atheism, Counter-apologetics, Problem of Evil, Responses. 16 Comments.

16 Comments

  1. #1 joseph says:
    13 Jun 2012, 7:49 am  

    Probably this will be put down as easily answered pseudo-scepticism, or a bunny hop (I have to admit the meaning of that one escapes me), but against the Cosmic Coddler Defense I would ask if theists in general think that pain (including toe stubbing) is impossible in Heaven.

  2. #2 Stephen R. Diamond says:
    25 Jun 2012, 1:25 am  

    To review, here are all the currently unproven assumptions that the Heaven Theodicy makes that I would need to be convinced — (1) The entry criteria for Heaven are fair; (2) More people go to Heaven than Hell; and (3) Heaven, or some other theodicy, can justify the existence of natural suffering.

    And for the purposes of thoroughness, here are all the further unproven assumptions that I’m willing to accept for the sake of argument — (4) Heaven actually does provide people with infinite joy; (5) it’s impossible for God to create freely willed beings that always choose good; and, well, (6) Heaven exists.

    Why, for God’s sake :), would you accept for the sake of argument that heaven exists but demand that theists prove that the criteria for entry are fair? What’s the likelihood that it requires a high school diploma to get into heaven, given that we assume it exists? The whole question is rather like, “What would Alice have done had she not gone down the rabbit hole?”

    But seriously–it might make sense to accept for the sake of argument that if heaven exists, the entry criteria are fair (why would God go through the trouble of setting up heaven and then botch the righteousness aspect with unfair criteria?) But to accept, arguendo, that heaven exists and then seek to argue the entry criterion’s fairness–that’s weird. [We don't normally concede the bigger point and argue the smaller, and this example kind of shows why.]

  3. #3 Stephen R. Diamond says:
    25 Jun 2012, 4:19 pm  

    Glancing at the ongoing POE debate you’re having with twim, a really boring pattern is evident. I wonder where you get the patience. The defense of a “theodicy” always ends with the “skeptical theist” argument: you can’t assume you know God’s purposes. Since the point of “theodicy” (aka “the idiocy”) is to avoid skeptical theism, you obviously “win” the argument, although you’ll never get a fundamentalist to concede.

    But in fact, skeptical theism is the internally coherent response for a theist; the idiocy serves only as a distraction for PR purposes.

    But you’ve got to admit (although I doubt you will) that there is no sound POE objection to theism. No monotheist worth his salt will claim to know God’s purposes, except in the most abstract terms. And this monotheist will most readily admit that the world seems to be a world of unnecessary suffering. After all, the strongest believers have always been the most socially oppressed and exploited in societies, to whom religion holds out hope of heavenly compensation. How do we know God is “good.” Revelation, of course. I mean, that’s why it’s called “revealed religion,” dude.

    The academic apologists and academic-apologist wannabes just throw an additional epicycle–the idiocies–into the mix.

  4. #4 Stephen R. Diamond says:
    25 Jun 2012, 4:34 pm  

    Put another way, you can’t argue POE unless you agree on what counts as good and evil. Again, every monotheist worth his salt will acknowledge that God is a hypocrite. God does not play by the rules he sets down for men and women.

  5. #5 Peter Hurford (author) says:
    28 Jun 2012, 6:43 pm  

    Why, for God’s sake :), would you accept for the sake of argument that heaven exists but demand that theists prove that the criteria
    for entry are fair?

    I accept that Heaven exists for the sake of argument, because obviously there’s no way they can demonstrate Heaven exists. I’m not even sure how they could. It’s kind of dead from that point of view. This second point of view at least allows some dialogue, and I think makes a greater point about religious disagreement.

    ~

    But you’ve got to admit (although I doubt you will) that there is no sound POE objection to theism.

    I do admit this, see “TheraminTrees’s Atheism, 3: Evil”.

    ~

    The defense of a “theodicy” always ends with the “skeptical theist” argument: you can’t assume you know God’s purposes. [...] But in fact, skeptical theism is the internally coherent response for a theist

    I do think it always ends up with Skeptical Theism, but I don’t think Skeptical Theism is internally coherent (except for fideism, see below). I outline my argument in “TheraminTrees’s Atheism, 4: Skeptical Theism”.

    ~

    How do we know God is “good.” Revelation, of course. I mean, that’s why it’s called “revealed religion,” dude.

    If the theist is willing to concede that God’s goodness is known based on faith alone (fideism), then I think the POE is won. Indeed, that’s all I would wish to establish.

    ~

    Put another way, you can’t argue POE unless you agree on what counts as good and evil.

    I’ve noticed this with my most recent conversation with Cl.

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    Again, every monotheist worth his salt will acknowledge that God is a hypocrite. God does not play by the rules he sets down for men and women.

    I don’t think this point is relevant, but I’ve never actually seen it conceded.

  6. #6 joseph says:
    29 Jun 2012, 7:43 am  

    No monotheist worth his salt will claim to know God’s purposes, except in the most abstract terms.

    I don’t know, a few fundamentalists will says things like “that Earthquake was punishment for men, who like giving other men special cuddles” and such.

    I confess it’s not a higher purpose, but that (or logic in general) doesn’t stop them from spouting God’s “purposes”.

  7. #7 Stephen R. Diamond says:
    2 Jul 2012, 5:36 pm  

    I accept that Heaven exists for the sake of argument, because obviously there’s no way they can demonstrate Heaven exists. I’m not even sure how they could.

    Could what? Demonstrate that it exists when it doesn’t?

    I think you mean that couldn’t demonstrate that it exists if it did exist. But then, it’s not clear they couldn’t. Seems to me they then probably could.

  8. #8 Stephen R. Diamond says:
    2 Jul 2012, 5:40 pm  

    I do think it always ends up with Skeptical Theism, but I don’t think Skeptical Theism is internally coherent (except for fideism,

    They could claim the support of fulfilled prophecy, couldn’t they? (Where the fact the prophecies weren’t really such–as Garren discovered through research–isn’t a matter of coherence.

    [Of course, I agree skeptical theism is ultimately incoherent, since I think theism is.]

  9. #9 Peter Hurford (author) says:
    4 Jul 2012, 4:47 am  

    I think you mean that couldn’t demonstrate that [Heaven] exists if it did exist. But then, it’s not clear they couldn’t. Seems to me they then probably could.

    I struggle to think what would be an adequate demonstration of the whole afterlife system. I dunno, maybe one could be provided. I guess my standard complaints (how do I know it isn’t a fake? / how do I know I’m not dreaming?) are kind of quasi-solipsist and thus not worth much.

    ~

    They could claim the support of fulfilled prophecy, couldn’t they?

    How would (non-contrived) fulfilled prophecy (even if such a thing was in the Bible) do anything to prove that God was *good*? It would just prove God had fulfilled some prophecies.

    ~

    Of course, I agree skeptical theism is ultimately incoherent, since I think theism is

    It still can be assessed on its internal consistency. I think it is internally consistent, but only with fideistic epistemologies.

  10. #10 Stephen R. Diamond says:
    4 Jul 2012, 2:07 pm  

    How would (non-contrived) fulfilled prophecy (even if such a thing was in the Bible) do anything to prove that God was *good*? It would just prove God had fulfilled some prophecies.

    Yeah, you’re right: I forgot about the “good” aspect; as an amoralist, I have trouble taking that argument seriously. The game might be playable by showing that the Christian’s (or whoever’s) own definition of good isn’t satisfied by their deity. But you don’t have much to work with, since we have rules that apply to men and women but few if any that allegedly apply to the deity itself.

    I suppose POE arguments are for objective moralists who don’t like theist moralities, and I’m not one of them. (But are you? As far as I can tell, you haven’t really decided.)

  11. #11 Stephen R. Diamond says:
    4 Jul 2012, 2:13 pm  

    Put boldly on this revolutionary day: consistent theists are divine-command moralists (for whom there can be no “problem of evil”)and consistent materialists are moral nihilists. But few of each have the courage of their convictions.

  12. #12 joseph says:
    4 Jul 2012, 2:28 pm  

    Happy Independence Day Colonists…

  13. #13 Stephen R. Diamond says:
    4 Jul 2012, 2:44 pm  

    To you too, imperialist oppressor. :)

  14. #14 joseph says:
    4 Jul 2012, 2:56 pm  

    “I’m being oppressed!”
    He he he

  15. #15 Peter Hurford (author) says:
    4 Jul 2012, 3:24 pm  

    I suppose POE arguments are for objective moralists who don’t like theist moralities, and I’m not one of them.

    I think it’s possible to take “omni-benevolence” as being perfectly in accord with certain moral standards, and then evaluate God by those moral standards. We then see that God does not ostensibly appear to be a perfect utilitarian agent, perfect deontological agent, perfect virtuous agent, etc. The next step is skeptical theism.

    I do agree the POE is much more appealing to those who think there is One True Moral Standard. But I don’t think it’s a non-starter for those who don’t. I do agree there are other arguments many times simpler and more convincing. Your argument from libertarian free will and omnipotence is my current favorite.

    ~

    (But are you? As far as I can tell, you haven’t really decided.)

    You’ve been here long enough to watch my position evolve and change rather significantly, so that’s the source of much of the confusion, I think.

    Currently, I think that there are standards that can be called “moral”, and these standards can be used to evaluate things, and thus come with true “moral facts”. However, there are many moralities, and thus “deontological facts” will conflict with “utilitarian facts”, etc., and there is no way other than personal preference to say which fact should take precedence.

    Likewise, moral standards are not privileged over non-moral standards or even anti-moral standards. So I suppose you could say I’m a meta-ethical relativist. Though, given how many mutually exclusive conceptions of morality there are, I think it might be less confusing to just eliminate moral language and talk about the terms these standards reduce to (maximizing the well-being of conscious creatures, etc.), so I suppose you could say I’m a moral eliminativst.

    Lastly, I think the vast majority of moral statements uttered in real-life are not intended to express a semantic relationship with a standard, but rather to express what is essentially an emotive demand for obedience. These also may reference a “commonsense morality” that is internally inconsistent or a morality that is irreducible. I would be a moral emotivist and error theorist to all of these.

  16. #16 Peter Hurford (author) says:
    4 Jul 2012, 3:24 pm  

    A lot of the appeal of the Problem of Evil for me is, I think, sunk cost fallacy. I’ve put a lot of time into it, and I don’t want to just discard it without a sense of conclusion. But I am moving on.

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