Ever had a burning question that you’ve always wanted to ask, but was afraid to get an answer? Or maybe you just really wanted an answer? Or maybe you just want to see something you-related on the internet? You’re in luck! I run this device called Ask Peter where I take any question, good or bad, and make the best of it.

For today…

On Love

Did Ahmed, my ex-boyfriend, love me??
– rouvashini

That depends. If he was a jerk, then no. If he wasn’t, then yes.

You probably just didn’t give him enough time. Good guys are worth waiting for.

On Siblings

why are my little brothers annoying?
– Anonymous

Because you’re annoying back to them. Treat them kindly and they’ll either stop being annoying or they’ll get freaked out — or better yet, both!

On Man Problems

Hey peter, I’ve got kind of a man problem…Lately i’ve been drinking lots of water before bed to better hydrate myself becuase i know thats important to stay healthy. However, ive now been waking up every morning to a ‘dampish’ bed. I’m not exactly sure what liquid it is or where it came from so i was wondering what you thought it could be. Keep in mind other possibly manly causes of wetness
– Matt L

That’s quite a predicament there, Matt. Do you think there could be a correlation between the liquid you’re drinking before bed and the liquid appearing after bed? If so, perhaps you could drink after you wake up instead of before you go to bed. You’ll maintain the same health with less after bed wetness.

Other potential sources for the liquid could be blood. Do you frequently kill people in your sleep? If so, perhaps you could kill people after you wake up instead of before you go to bed. You’ll maintain the same homicide count with less after bed wetness.

Do you think someone could be playing a prank on you? Do you really need me to mention certain dreams? If you’re really want to stop this, the only way is to not sleep.

On Apprisals

instructively apprise , must subscribe .
–TheocaCholo

Um… apprise yes learn you how to type must . instructively??

On Names

what is my name?
– Anonymous

It’s Daniel Jackson Maria Kennedy, and you’ve hated your mother ever since she gave you the second middle name Maria because she really wanted a girl and you just had to be a disappointment. And your friends make fun of you having the last name Kennedy even though you have no relation to the famous Kennedy family, and you’re nowhere close to a political career, despite already being 35 and graduating law school.

Right?

On Names, Again!

whats my boyfriends name?
– Jackie

I don’t know, but I’m going to take a guess anyway… Ray Carling.

Boom!

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